The United States of America Gone Wrong is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 10.7 billion Kiwis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwi economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion Soviet Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 147,388 Soviet Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the saying "when pigs fly" has been changed to "when the lights work", and universities spend millions cultivating ivy on their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America Gone Wrong's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Philosophy.

America Gone Wrong is ranked 5,826^th in the world and 145^th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 93.75 on the Human Development Index.