The United States of America Gone Wrong is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 10.939 billion Kiwis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwi economy, worth a remarkable 1,629 trillion Soviet Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,923 Soviet Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government funds large training centres to turn Frogs into functioning members of society, entomologists flock to Warsaw for its remarkable gadfly population, the government is plagued with uncertainty, and people are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America Gone Wrong's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Philosophy.

America Gone Wrong is ranked 288,280^th in the world and 3,719^th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 13.45 insults per minute.