The Legend of Lower Phlebacite is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.66 billion Lower Phlebaciteans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sirius EndJinn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lower Phlebacitean economy, worth a remarkable 4,903 trillion Marvins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 387,350 Marvins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, there's no such thing as bad publicity, one can wake up in Lower Phlebacite and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and life is somewhat repetitive. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lower Phlebacite's national animal is the Long Horned Gnubradoodle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lower Phlebacite is ranked 293,094^th in the world and 827^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.43 law-abiding acts per hour.