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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1st
The Anarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Feck tRump
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population34.127 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy


The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.127 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,911 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 378,344 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Blogotopia City, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 204th in the world and 4th in 10000 Islands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 341,534.98 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Influential: 8thMost Cultured: 9thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Secular: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 12thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18thMost Pacifist: 24thLeast Corrupt Governments: 26thNicest Citizens: 26thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30thMost Inclusive: 31stHighest Crime Rates: 32ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52ndLargest Black Market: 67thBest Weather: 97thMost Armed: 103rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 157thMost Subsidized Industry: 187thSmartest Citizens: 197thHighest Poor Incomes: 204thLargest Governments: 213thHighest Economic Output: 240thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 300thHealthiest Citizens: 354thMost Developed: 455thLongest Average Lifespans: 516thMost Efficient Economies: 749thHighest Average Incomes: 926thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,144thLargest Populations: 1,157thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,636thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,762ndTop
Most Stationary: 5,945thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,008thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,022ndTop
Most Income Equality: 14,620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,451st
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 50th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 59th in the regionMost Income Equality: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 116th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Blogotopia City.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions.
  • : Blogotopia was endorsed by The Republic of Porflox.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 135 » Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Achiotopia, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, Serlone, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Austral Coast, Dustwind, Kebecois, Samonaemia, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Eames, Dovant, Echocrimsonia, New Fania, Uprus, Nooooooooooooooo, Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Jimjam Goober, A R V E R N A, Tindomelia, Free Land of Rebellium, and 85 others.Oyste, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Lamborghini Murcielago, Grimmywelsh, Ferte, Libertaritaritaritaria, Nogalacia, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Krystalveil, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Decent Humans, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Rahatalia, Canthos, Blavorth, Discotheque, Airday, Zachais, Solarampa, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, City of Saint Nicolas, Lesbi, Terra Royaume, AciaciaMont, The Pizza, Caldorado, The Republic of Osea, Nublar Paradox, Ytvigshill, Alen-roshh, Tsan Derch, Medetas, Everrettannia, Galoamar, Harekoku, Itic, Namakan, Eppur, United North American Islands, Drewish, Armatha, Great Ranges, Ariree, Kachikawawa, Calrad, KaldDalen, The Galactic RepubIlic, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Anarchals, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Bailsland, Lisokyo, Bortheria, Porymonia, Galimania, Marxist Germany, Dystopija, Acvilsol, Apuoxia, HumanSanity, Recon Island, Seranis, Makykay, Lundara, Nea Komnenia, Zeklandia, Hellenic Exusia, Suba, Ner Epiand, Mauryana, The unidet Of life, Krillia, Rambunctious Kitties, and Porflox.

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