by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1st
The Anarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Feck tRump
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population33.614 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy


The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.614 billion Blogotopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 13,121 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 390,362 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, Blogotopian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 209,231st in the world and 2,203rd in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 1.55 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

Most Rebellious Youth: 1stMost Advanced Public Education: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 1stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4thMost Influential: 8thMost Cultured: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Beautiful Environments: 12thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rdMost Pacifist: 26thNicest Citizens: 27thMost Secular: 28thHighest Crime Rates: 30thMost Inclusive: 32ndLargest Black Market: 36thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51stBest Weather: 89thMost Armed: 94thHighest Poor Incomes: 148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 165thMost Subsidized Industry: 174thSmartest Citizens: 214thLargest Governments: 225thHighest Economic Output: 225thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 323rdHealthiest Citizens: 355thMost Developed: 415thLongest Average Lifespans: 477thHighest Average Incomes: 801stMost Efficient Economies: 887thLargest Populations: 1,156thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,325thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,434thTop
Most Stationary: 6,024thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,622ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,508thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,833rd
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 39th in the regionMost Stationary: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 102nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 115th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 132nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Blogotopian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, cars are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 148 » Creeptopia, Zyrcrestia, Grungerock, Coreras, Tzo, Seranis, Achiotopia, Testa, Kyrizstanislav, Spncrgmn, Seantonia, Perzische Keizer, Zeganas, Better Indonesia, North Southumberland, Anollasia, Serlone, The Soylent Green Party, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Tycorn, Lacuna, Karlando, The Parandeam, Stroulia, Chip Skylark, Old Atlantica, Slaytania, Colonel Terrosit, Austral Coast, Dustwind, The Biggles Syndicate, Kebecois, Finswedeway, Samonaemia, Killettland, Hellei, Northern African Sahara, Aspistania, Ironica Butterfly, Maalemzya, Leirkra, Wysrod, Inberdia, Eames, Dovant, Echocrimsonia, New Fania, Uprus, Nooooooooooooooo, Kuriko, and 98 others.Ignis Cinere, Zopciria, Tapperhed, Jimjam Goober, A R V E R N A, Tindomelia, Nixtodea, Free Land of Rebellium, Oyste, Northern Nivaria, Vivolkha, Marroc, Lamborghini Murcielago, Evonidiche, Grimmywelsh, Ferte, Flex Lexington, Libertaritaritaritaria, Nogalacia, Vamshi, Anisopterra, QuazaFire, Ghiamonga, Mittal Land, Constantinolia, Krystalveil, Evertopia, Yakkandiania, Piscina, Decent Humans, Valentian Elysium, Ascended Union, Rahatalia, Zuleit, Martunra, Canthos, Blavorth, Discotheque, Airday, Randopian, Zachais, Quemfaria, Whine Psyder, Carbo Nation, Solarampa, Xemja, Neojinkotsu, Jeelung, Johnne Green, Republic of Libriano, Athontia, City of Saint Nicolas, Lesbi, Bumrum, Terra Royaume, AciaciaMont, The Pizza, Caldorado, The Republic of Osea, Nublar Paradox, Ytvigshill, Chocolate Coookies, Alen-roshh, Tsan Derch, Medetas, Everrettannia, Galoamar, Snakeden, Republic of Karskarovyt, Harekoku, Ergandia, Itic, Flying Eagles, Ehrgeizig, Namakan, Lite-Brites, Eppur, Leprechaun Gold, United North American Islands, Drewish, Armatha, Old Tryst, Great Ranges, Ariree, Kachikawawa, Calrad, KaldDalen, The Galactic RepubIlic, Ali Faridi, Solsevara, Anarchals, Liberdon, Novegia, Islands of Czechia, Bailsland, Lisokyo, Vones Monourakal, and Maynardio.

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