The Democratic Free Republic of Karlando is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Karl McSwansson with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.567 billion Karlandonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlandonia City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Karlandonan economy, worth a remarkable 4,290 trillion Krawas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 190,124 Krawas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin. Crime is totally unknown. Karlando's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Swanism.

Karlando is ranked 302,600^th in the world and 336^th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 3.96 Obesity Rate.