Population | 17.348 billion |
Capital | Karlandonia City |
Leader | Karl McSwansson |
Faith | Swanism |
Currency | Krawa |
Animal | Swan |
The Democratic Free Republic of Karlando is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Karl McSwansson with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.348 billion Karlandonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlandonia City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Karlandonan economy, worth a remarkable 3,200 trillion Krawas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 184,509 Krawas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The media seems excessively interested in what Karl McSwansson is wearing this season, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Karl McSwansson, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karlando's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Swanism.
Karlando is ranked 6,359th in the world and 55th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 2,910.14628333852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Karlando was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Karlando, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Karlando was endorsed by The Holy Socialist Republic of Striagro Uspil.
- : Following new legislation in Karlando, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
- : Karlando was endorsed by The Republic of Hiybkk.
- : Karlando was endorsed by The Free Union of Zeklandia.
- : Following new legislation in Karlando, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Karl McSwansson.
- : Karlando was endorsed by The City-state of Aurum Port.
- : Karlando was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Guyana Francese.
- : Karlando was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 77 » The Soylent Green Party, Anollasia, Blogotopia, Chip Skylark, Seantonia, The Snake Brotherhood, Old Atlantica, Colonel Terrosit, Coreras, Dustwind, Stroulia, Maalemzya, Wysrod, Dovant, Swag Chief Bubba Estate, Gewisse, Better Indonesia, Lower Phlebacite, Mastodonia, Brandenbourg-Anhalt, Ishkabibber, Free Land of Rebellium, St Lennys Island, South Comradia, Generic Country Name That Is Available, New Dracora, Vill Send, Zachais, Evertopia, Medetas, Namakan, Keswickholt, Creeptopia, Ilfarasia, Seranis, Nuremburgia, Killettland, Faradova, Katitania, Cathamye, Grimmywelsh, Macrasetia, Republic of Libriano, Nami Bays, Kaprein, Greater Theowherveld, Jaegerpondonia, Strigberg, QuazaFire, Alski, and 27 others.DetroitSmash, The Democratic State Of Josora, Wischland, Aquachromia, Milanisca, Dreyas, Sillitopia, Greater Sus, Tausend Seen, Astrobolt, Ear Exploder 9000, Mesyeti, The Galactic American Imperium, United States of Island land, Greater Granskiye, Goat Republic, Reborn America, Taiqar, Tawilasha, Krystalveil, Zebastani, Manneo Varo, Guyana Francese, Aurum Port, Zeklandia, Hiybkk, and Striagro Uspil.