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Most Influential: 345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,368thMost Pacifist: 1,539th
The Catatonic State of
Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy
A kind word and a helping hand for all
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Cathamye

Population11.304 billion

CapitalCataplexy
LeaderKit Purr
Faithserenity

Currencykrona
Animallion

The Catatonic State of Cathamye is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kit Purr with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 11.304 billion Cats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cataplexy. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Feline economy, worth a remarkable 1,522 trillion kronor a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 134,690 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every Cat is a king, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, and a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cathamye's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is serenity.

Cathamye is ranked 304,839th in the world and 349th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 3.51 Obesity Rate.

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Most Influential: 345thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,368thMost Pacifist: 1,539thNicest Citizens: 1,542ndBest Weather: 1,923rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,100thMost Inclusive: 2,136thHighest Food Quality: 2,197thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,589thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,591stMost Accessible: 2,833rdSafest: 2,913thMost Cultured: 3,004thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,036thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,399thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,974thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,437thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,287thMost Developed: 6,855thSmartest Citizens: 7,668thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,007thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,509thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,915thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,245thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,782ndMost Advanced Public Education: 13,308thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,658thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,911thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,340thMost Efficient Economies: 21,050thMost Stationary: 21,530thLowest Crime Rates: 22,690thHighest Economic Output: 23,126thLargest Governments: 23,485thMost Devout: 24,331stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,454thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,617th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Pacifist: 37th in the regionMost Average: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cathamye voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Space Transport and Astronomical Research".
  • : Cathamye endorsed The Union of Free Provinces of Juiulia.
  • : Cathamye was endorsed by The Union of Free Provinces of Juiulia.
  • : Cathamye was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and the Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Cathamye, a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope.
  • : Following new legislation in Cathamye, graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading.
  • : Following new legislation in Cathamye, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in Cathamye, every Cat is a king.
  • : Following new legislation in Cathamye, separate but equal doesn't include commute time.
  • : Following new legislation in Cathamye, a certain animated paperclip is enjoying his sunset years at the government's expense.

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