The Kingdom of Mourovin is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Riot Ringworm with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 928 million Mourovinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunaria. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Mourovinian economy, worth 45.0 trillion doolers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, extremely specialized black market in Trout Farming and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 48,520 doolers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is proudly free of crabs, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mourovin's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mourovin is ranked 33,517^th in the world and 97^th in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,504.91 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.