The United States of New Vodars Synesscol is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 263 million Synesscolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calédonie. The average income tax rate is 37.3%.

The all-consuming Vodars Synesscolian economy, worth 27.1 trillion synnesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,953 synnesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The doctor has cold hands, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Vodars Synesscol's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Vodars Synesscol is ranked 64,452^nd in the world and 596^th in the West Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,999.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.