Population | 8.51 billion |
Capital | Crusticant |
Leader | The Emperor of the Crusti |
Faith | Imperial Cult |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Nas Crustium is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Emperor of the Crusti with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.51 billion Crusti are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crusticant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Crusti economy, worth a remarkable 5,405 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 635,198 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,878,390 per year while the poor average 6,625, a ratio of 887 to 1.
Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Emperor of the Crusti in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nas Crustium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.
Nas Crustium is ranked 27,217th in the world and 223rd in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,430.09607779348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of The Emperor of the Crusti in ermine and velvet garb.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Nas Crustium voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, a third of Crusti are e-certified CEOs.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, Jennifer Government is banned.
World Assembly
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