The NCIS binge watcher of Fotisdia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Katiws with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.237 billion Fotisdians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nas Osanna. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fotisdian economy, worth a remarkable 2,139 trillion Will To Studies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 231,596 Will To Studies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Katiws's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, kindhearted Fotisdians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, a rebrand a day keeps the debt collectors away, and the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fotisdia's national animal is the Bat with a B, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nassosism.

Fotisdia is ranked 77,173^rd in the world and 305^th in the West Pacific for Largest Populations, with 9.24 billion capita.