The United States of BludHaven is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by yin yang with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.433 billion BludHavenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of haven. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient BludHavenian economy, worth a remarkable 2,697 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 154,723 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BludHaven's national animal is the ice dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is dragonizen.

BludHaven is ranked 4,586^th in the world and 76^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 84.86 on the Kitten Softness Rating.