The Commonwealth of Masters86 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 22.891 billion Masters86ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Masters86ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,314 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,164 Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and Masters86 successfully hosted the the Rejected Realms Olympics. Crime is totally unknown. Masters86's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Masters86 is ranked 284,733^rd in the world and 2,080^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.95 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.