The Kingdom of Pavaro is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Rob with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.832 billion Pavaroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavo City. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pavaroan economy, worth a remarkable 2,918 trillion Pavaroan Creds a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,661 Pavaroan Creds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, urban planners beg for just one more lane before bedtime, and scientists take credit every time it rains in 10000 Islands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavaro's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pavaro is ranked 7,133^rd in the world and 109^th in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,910.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.