The Unicorn Utopia of Sliabh Grianas is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Bándearg Caldar Aon-adharcach with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.074 billion Sliabh Grianasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cineal Uasál. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sliabh Grianasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion mifftybodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 143,836 mifftybodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and families make most of their annual income from government benefits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sliabh Grianas's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sliabh Grianas is ranked 28,757^th in the world and 106^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Average Incomes, with 143,836.98 Standard Monetary Units.