The Confederacy of The Kislean is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 796 million Kisleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kisleanian economy, worth 37.6 trillion Kwons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,227 Kwons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and Kisleans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kislean's national animal is the Winged Ko-Prol, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Kislean is ranked 47,742^nd in the world and 184^th in Starlight for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 48.45 on the Kitten Softness Rating.