The Confederacy of The Kislean is a huge, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 653 million Kisleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kisleanian economy, worth 31.4 trillion Kwons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,159 Kwons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, The Kislean has designated The Kislean City as its capital city, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and politicians can be seen taking candy from babies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Kislean's national animal is the Winged Ko-Prol, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Kislean is ranked 79,077^th in the world and 185^th in Starlight for Highest Poor Incomes, with 38,276.08 Standard Monetary Units.