The Holy Empire of Theweropia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working population of 533 million Theweropians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Theweropian economy, worth 36.2 trillion lopis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 67,993 lopis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 195,826 per year while the poor average 18,750, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

The local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags, a nation-wide cull of felines is in effect, the doctor has cold hands, and many in Theweropia are born in the purple. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Theweropia's national animal is the feline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theweropia is ranked 119,300^th in the world and 376^th in Starlight for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.