The Commonwealth of Tuchya is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Deostynes with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.447 billion Tuchyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eutuchya. The average income tax rate is 41.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Tuchyan economy, worth 38.2 trillion tucs a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,395 tucs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deostynes has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, Orakolos has been named as Tuchya's national religion, and the government keeps its thumb on the scales of justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tuchya's national animal is the capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orakolos.

Tuchya is ranked 234,457^th in the world and 416^th in Starlight for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.