The Laissez-Faire Republic of United Corperations is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ryan Berry with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.625 billion Corperates live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libora. The average income tax rate is 8.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Corperate economy, worth 408 trillion capital dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 155,741 capital dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. United Corperations's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Freedom of Religion.

United Corperations is ranked 212,925^th in the world and 265^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.