General Assembly
Security Council
WA Delegate: None.
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Embassy and Coven of Witches.
Tags: Anti-Fascist, Casual, Democratic, Eco-Friendly, Egalitarian, Featured, Feminist, Game Player, Governorless, Independent, LGBT, Minuscule, and 3 others.Offsite Chat, Regional Government, and Social.
The Satanic Temple contains 5 nations, the 3,062nd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Developed in The Satanic Temple
The World Census compiles a "Human Development Index" by measuring citizens' average life expectancy, education, and income.
As a region, The Satanic Temple is ranked 12,484th in the world for Most Developed.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Imperfect States of Jicerir | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You get what's given to you” | |
| 2. |  The Empress of the Hive of Elizabee | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Queen Bee Command” | |
| 3. |  The Commonwealth of Takkaviita CCCLXII | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Defender” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Yang IV | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Seitan | Anarchy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” |
Regional Happenings
- : Galactic holy empire departed this region for High council.
- :
The Holy Empire of TaeKook departed this region for High council.
- : Galactic holy empire arrived from Osiris.
- : The Holy Empire of TaeKook arrived from Philippines.
- :
The Democratic States of End Isla ceased to exist.
- : Servants of the devil ceased to exist.
- : Embassy cancelled between True Waskaria and The Satanic Temple.
- : British mon doll of the region True Waskaria ordered the closure of its embassy in The Satanic Temple.
- : Servants of the devil arrived from Lazarus.
- :
The Confederacy of Yang IV arrived from The North Pacific.
The Satanic Temple Regional Message Board
Loading...Congratulations, The Satanic Temple, on getting featured!
Congratulations on being featured!
Yesterday…
Juniper: Look! A plane!
Piper: Where is it going to?
Juniper: Denver!
Today…
A helicopter landed in TST. The group stepped out.
Kimi: The Satanic Temple. Interesting.
Juniper: The wind is gone!
Menime: Maybe…we’re not ready yet.
A Giant Meteor blazes through the sky overhead; leaving a trail of sparks in the sky above your region; those sparks seem to fall in a particular pattern, spelling out the words:
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING FEATURED
before the meteor vanishes over the horizon; leaving the sky dark and empty as it passes through.
On Behalf of 
Rhino Hypolan,
Are You Even Welcome To The Featured Zone (idk Maybe Not)??
As Biscuit famous greg heffley Sets Up a Biscuit Stall for The Satanic Temple, He Adds a Ranking For That Stall Within The Famous Quote.
The Ranking Is: No Rate (I Don't Like This Region, Would Rate Biscuit Dumpster, But Turns Out, It Was a Dead Region. + It's August, Not June.)
Revamped 9/16/25
Rating Name | Info |
The Biscuit Dumpster | The region is THE WORST out of all of the regions hoping it ceases to exist or gets raided (Is Racist, Homophobic, Fascist, Hate Groups, Offensive Images, etc.). You get 0% chance of seeing the quote at the end of the message being replaced by nothing but dissatisfaction. |
Small Signature | The region just gets a small signature. This region is not featured in my profile (Dead Region, or I Do Not Like The Region {Partially}). You still get a biscuit famous quote at the end of the message however, it's basic. |
Photo Opportunity | The region gets a signature and a photo opp. This region is featured on my profile (Active on embassies, Dead Region with an Interesting Trait, Semi-Dead Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote is the same as "Small Signature." |
Trending Figure | The region is the Trending Figure of regions, and looks good. It has description on why on my profile (Active region / Active RMB, Cool Region, Interesting Traits on an Embassy Region, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets upgraded to Bold Text. |
Biscuit Golden Award | The region is VERY RARE and awesome, never thought I visit that region THIS cool... You get a gold award for this! (Has a High Population such as Artificial Solar System, TFRE Rated This Region First Class Rating, Being One of My Favorite Regions, etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is not just Bold text, it is decorated too! |
BISCUIT FAMOUS AWARD OF EXCELLENCE | Out of all the activity on NS, I never thought that THIS REGION had the most impressive move where it deserves a 1/1000000 achievement, and the region is IMPRESSIVE deserving this rating with a Ridiculously Rare Encounter... GG's Buddy You Deserve This Award of Excellence Showing True Fame... (One of the Most Popular Regions In NS, Ridiculously Rare Trait on a Region Such as Being Featured <7 Days After Founding, Being Featured Twice in <4 Weeks, Has a Special Trait In That Region, Etc.). The Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message is the best one yet and it is uniquely decorated! |
Event Signature | The region has a signature during a special event that is currently happening (N-Day, Z-Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.). Sometimes the Biscuit Famous quote at the end of the message gets modified to fit the event. |
Bite My Biscuits? (Maybe Not)
Also, For Religious Reasons, I Will Move Back To The FRF, Just In Case.
Pizza here for the featured region, is this the right address?
hey guys?? hello?? am i in the right place?? is this the satanic temple?
hello and yes it is
As a train pulls into the The Satanic Temple train station, an announcement is made.
*Now arriving at The Satanic Temple station on Track 1, is 
The Featured Region Express to [Insert next Featured Region.] Please stand back from the yellow line and please watch the gap while boarding the train.*
When entering the station, the train sounds its modified horn, which sounds like someone is saying: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region The Satanic Temple!"
Also while entering the station, 
FRE Train Conductor Kai, with a bright smile on his face, sticks his head out of the train's locomotive window, waves, and yells: "Congratulations on becoming the Featured Region The Satanic Temple!"
The train stops at the platform for 2 minutes, and opens its doors, picking up/dropping off passengers.
The train then closes it's doors and departs, heading to [Insert next Featured Region].
Region Score (What Class would I let the residents of this region sit in on the train, based on the region score the region gets): Premium Coach Class: Semi-dead region, region with some activity, embassy active region, your average ancient lands associated region, this is the region's 2nd time being featured, or I like the region. Business Class: Region with a lot of activity, this is the region's 3rd time being featured, or I really like the region. First Class: Region with a ton of activity, this is the region's 4th or more time being featured, or I love this region so much, that if I weren't congratulating featured regions, I would most likely reside in that region for awhile, or make it my permanent region. Class Upgrade: If a region is based on an IRL location that has a train station, the region's score will be upgraded one class. CREDIT TO: Bite My Biscuits, For Helping Me Revamp This Factbook.
[Coach Class] (Dead region, no activity)
*grrrrrrr*
*Here comes a pack of painted dogs*
They have come to you with a message to tell you the painted dogs say
*congrats on becoming the featured region of the day The Satanic Temple*
What some meat 🍖?
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