The 😈 Admiral General 👿 of Amerion is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Admiral General Stewie G with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.274 billion Amerionians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amitropolis. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amerionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,611 trillion Myerins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,215 Myerins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, contestants on Amerion's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerion's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Amerion is ranked 294,277^th in the world and 4,700^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -255.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.