The Royal Confederation of Beezertopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Kopper with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 45.668 billion Beezertopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beezertopia City. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beezertopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,376 trillion mithrils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 95,840 mithrils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and religious education is a new government priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beezertopia's national animal is the Clydesdale Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is little bit of this and that.

Beezertopia is ranked 4,366^th in the world and 72^nd in the Rejected Realms for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 86.35 on the Kitten Softness Rating.