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Most Cultured: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17thSafest: 24th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Quo Nemo Sequi Potest
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Zavea

Population32.412 billion

CapitalOured
LeaderPrime Minister Langley

CurrencyZavean Standard Dollar
AnimalAngel Dove

The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.412 billion Zaveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 16,101 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 496,776 Zavean Standard Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Zavean Desert, people say chess victor Prime Minister Langley can kill you with mind-bullets, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zavea is ranked 311,741st in the world and 2,366th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -88.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Cultured: 9thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17thSafest: 24thSmartest Citizens: 31stMost Beautiful Environments: 35thLeast Corrupt Governments: 43rdHighest Food Quality: 49thMost Developed: 52ndHealthiest Citizens: 54thLongest Average Lifespans: 55thMost Rebellious Youth: 60thMost Patriotic: 121stMost Advanced Public Transport: 128thLargest Governments: 129thBest Weather: 129thHighest Average Tax Rates: 136thLowest Crime Rates: 175thMost Cheerful Citizens: 201stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206thMost Scientifically Advanced: 207thLargest Publishing Industry: 225thNicest Citizens: 257thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 265thMost Accessible: 269thMost Advanced Public Education: 296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 304thMost Efficient Economies: 348thHighest Economic Output: 380thLargest Information Technology Sector: 459thHighest Average Incomes: 715thMost Secular: 754thMost Pacifist: 884thRudest Citizens: 922ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,070thMost Inclusive: 1,175thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,591stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,044thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,229thMost Influential: 4,390thMost Stationary: 4,418thLargest Populations: 4,615thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,075thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,559thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,688th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Accessible: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionMost Inclusive: 21st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 32nd in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 88th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 104th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, people say chess victor Prime Minister Langley can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Zavean Desert.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zavea, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.

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