
| Population | 32.412 billion |
| Capital | Oured |
| Leader | Prime Minister Langley |
| Currency | Zavean Standard Dollar |
| Animal | Angel Dove |
The Federation of Zavea is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langley with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.412 billion Zaveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zavean economy, worth an astonishing 16,101 trillion Zavean Standard Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 496,776 Zavean Standard Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Zavean Desert, people say chess victor Prime Minister Langley can kill you with mind-bullets, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zavea's national animal is the Angel Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Zavea is ranked 311,741st in the world and 2,366th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -88.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: 30 »
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Panormia, Masters86,
Beezertopia,
East Gia Newskers,
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Razorback,
Nation of Urie,
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TorNaGul,
New Anarchisticstan,
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Shuddera,
Chocolatistan,
Falangist Quebec,
Regione Calabria,
Land of bird,
Karputsk,
Neo Imperial America,
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Sarotte,
Altasund,
MadJack,
Liberza, Ancarchyland,
Mijhu Republic,
Toerana,
Dyllypoly, and
Azurean Imperial Federation.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, people say chess victor Prime Minister Langley can kill you with mind-bullets.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Zavean Desert.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.
- : Following new legislation in
Zavea, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots.






























































