The Shattered Colonies of Razorback is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overseer with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 23.882 billion Razorbackians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Razorback City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Razorbackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,047 trillion Ragnars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,460 Ragnars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, stony-faced ratings board panelists are unamused by free lap dances, the army consists of only generals and grunts, and the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Razorback's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Razorback is ranked 4,237^th in the world and 130^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 120.54 law-abiding acts per hour.