The Free Land of Burgosiana is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by the people with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.893 billion Burgosis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gosian. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Burgosian economy, worth a remarkable 2,586 trillion Lotes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,146 Lotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, a determined opposition debates the relative benefits of Arial and Times New Roman for days on end, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime is totally unknown. Burgosiana's national animal is the Doe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Intelligent Perception.

Burgosiana is ranked 304,763^rd in the world and 356^th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 3.17 Obesity Rate.