The Free Land of Kebecois is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Max the Magnificent with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.649 billion Kebecoisians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maximilia. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kebecoisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,844 trillion gold francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,980 gold francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, the government loves seeing the little people fight, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kebecois's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kebecois is ranked 1,507^th in the world and 32^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,707.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.