Population | 16.347 billion |
Capital | Maximilia |
Leader | Max the Magnificent |
Currency | gold franc |
Animal | snowy owl |
The Free Land of Kebecois is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Max the Magnificent with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.347 billion Kebecoisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maximilia. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kebecoisian economy, worth a remarkable 4,145 trillion gold francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,573 gold francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, tourists call Kebecoisian beach towns "the fine coastline", Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kebecois's national animal is the snowy owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Kebecois is ranked 36,359th in the world and 171st in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 1,244.41071746552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kebecois, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Following new legislation in Kebecois, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
- : Following new legislation in Kebecois, tourists call Kebecoisian beach towns "the fine coastline".
- : Following new legislation in Kebecois, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
- : Following new legislation in Kebecois, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
- : Following new legislation in Kebecois, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby.
- : Following new legislation in Kebecois, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs.
- : Following new legislation in Kebecois, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again.
- : Kebecois was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Kebecois, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.