The Constitutional Monarchy of Ceadda is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Chad with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working population of 21.852 billion Ceaddians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chicago. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ceaddan economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 81,399 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Yawning is a sure sign of unemployment, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, and activists sabotage clean energy in the name of the environment. Crime is totally unknown. Ceadda's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ceadda is ranked 327,252^nd in the world and 2,362^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -10.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.