The Constitutional Monarchy of Ceadda is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Chad with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 16.472 billion Ceaddians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chicago. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ceaddan economy, worth a remarkable 1,364 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is 82,846 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, all you have to do is pray to get into Ceadda, and television executives are interested in turning Chad's zany home life into a sitcom. Crime is totally unknown. Ceadda's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ceadda is ranked 2,870^th in the world and 60^th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.85 law-abiding acts per hour.