The Free Land of Denimz is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jeanz with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, conspicuous electricity pylons, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 12.713 billion Denimzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeanius Cityz. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Denimzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,594 trillion Moras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,436 Moras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, you can touch grass without leaving your computer, the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats, and a positive GPA is all it takes to get an elite education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denimz's national animal is the Obama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantalone.

Denimz is ranked 3,519^th in the world and 39^th in Refugia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,426.07 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.