The Minarchist Directorate of Phansomr is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Director with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.817 billion Phansomrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yleria. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Phansomrian economy, worth 459 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,977 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poorest Phansomrians live in 'the stacks', several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phansomr's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom of Choice.

Phansomr is ranked 88,822^nd in the world and 118^th in Refugia for Highest Average Incomes, with 78,977.48 Standard Monetary Units.