The Republic of Toothbrush is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Toothbrush with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.031 billion Toothbrushians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sourire. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Toothbrushian economy, worth a remarkable 1,106 trillion teeth a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 157,326 teeth, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, and the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown. Toothbrush's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Toothbrush is ranked 329,757^th in the world and 215^th in Refugia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -11.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.