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Most Income Equality: 636thBest Weather: 756thLeast Corrupt Governments: 789th
The Hidden Wonderlands of
Left-wing Utopia
Live happily and freely
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nahelia

Population3.35 billion

CapitalRialio
LeaderPaimi Maokumi
FaithPalanotano

CurrencyPalti
AnimalLizard

The Hidden Wonderlands of Nahelia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Paimi Maokumi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.35 billion Nahelis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rialio. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Naheli economy, worth 651 trillion Paltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,358 Paltis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and all you have to do is pray to get into Nahelia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nahelia's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Palanotano.

Nahelia is ranked 841st in the world and 11th in Refugia for Nicest Citizens, with 105.02 average smiles per day.

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Most Income Equality: 636thBest Weather: 756thLeast Corrupt Governments: 789thMost Pacifist: 804thNicest Citizens: 841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 851stLargest Welfare Programs: 897thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 961stSafest: 1,019thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,152ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,204thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,244thHealthiest Citizens: 1,258thLowest Crime Rates: 1,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,923rdMost Cultured: 1,975thLargest Governments: 2,631stTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,843rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,472ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,841stMost Efficient Economies: 5,126thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,760thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,225thMost Devout: 8,769thTop
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Nudest: 16,403rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,327th
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Most Income Equality: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionNudest: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, all you have to do is pray to get into Nahelia.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Nahelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, government expenses are beyond compare.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Paimi Maokumi.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 129 » Typica, Tiralta, Ullrani, St Leone, Estebere, Liphia, Jazur, Serilussark, Antimai, Weirtopia, Tovenia, Araine, Nekhuser-Ra, Tuluni, Mallard, Junitaki-cho, Vikoland, Melenavenia, Nottinghaven, The Star Enpire, Duneraven, Fel Vudos, Vandermeer, Denimz, Honlan, Equity, The Isomarderes, New Ras, Fadnesia, Nangka, Drusayy, Fiverdom, Uwuguaya, Narwhal, Almander, Argyatsova, The Blue Fire, Ethierys, Reformed Anarchist, Lassistan, Socruell, Melior Mundi, Theolica, Floreznia, Szalyland, Antrania, The Merinos, The Ledona, Poquaoi, Ruppelia, and 79 others.Noweyr, Jail Guitar Doors, Jempuz, Letargia, Toothbrush, Sylh Alanor, Yosticia, Daymo, Wodsustein, The Pacific Northwest, Lith Keralia, Pantumaca, Agudo Island, Ban Oldern, Dilectri, Keskea, Portmanteau, Bejeweled Potatoes, Crownedland, Blauwskjold, Refuge Isle, ASEANINDIA, Catiania, Golden gateway, Sinzalia, Free Librarians, Emoti, The Starr of Betelgeuse, Green-space, Frigolia, Izzalia, DutchFormosa, Kush Kush, Lower Mossia, Conyianaland, Monkely, Czinsurz, Skynavian Communes, Vellorim, Dragoder, Waywards Edge, Letheguard, The Fra Epitadozland, Ufrynia, Oakgall, Sovereign and Independent Isolationists, Neo Daria, Adawu, Villagers uninted, ImSaLiA, Holy Bingle, Lekhia, East Coggins, QDR, Friedens Reich, Inaros OPA, Elucubria, Neovilla, Itland, Tuesh, Forgo Regia, Free Democratic Russian Federation, Purple gold, Floofyland, Zalor, Nugget stack, Icelets, West Ladynia, FourCats, Silly Cat Land x3, Everetunga-Hari, Vulles, WrongNation, Talakmakan, Delta Vega IV, FaceEatingSlug, Transbia, A Million Dreams, and Mare Stellarum.

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