The Kingdom of Weirtopia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Weir with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.49 billion Weirtopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weepmore City. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Weirtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,573 trillion kidneys a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,328 kidneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents. Crime is totally unknown. Weirtopia's national animal is the femboy fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Boykisser.

Weirtopia is ranked 331,202^nd in the world and 226^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -24.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.