The Kingdom of Weirtopia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Weir with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.577 billion Weirtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weepmore City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,582 trillion kidneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,496 kidneys, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 813,812 per year while the poor average 26,210, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and business is adjusting to new gender equality policies in the workplace. Crime is totally unknown. Weirtopia's national animal is the femboy fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Boykisser.

Weirtopia is ranked 325,964^th in the world and 208^th in Refugia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13.33 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.