The Cannibal Cabal of Pantumaca is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Margarida Formatger i Pi with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The quiet, industrious population of 6.583 billion Pantumaches have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tatas Dulot. The average income tax rate is 41.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantumacan economy, worth a remarkable 1,165 trillion pizza crusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Gambling, Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 177,029 pizza crusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entire families swing in the wind at the national gallows, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, art is not complete without a touch of alizarin blood and titanium sweat, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pantumaca's national animal is the melk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is no.

Pantumaca is ranked 125,173^rd in the world and 164^th in Refugia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 82.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.