by Max Barry

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Least Corrupt Governments: 293rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 417th Nicest Citizens: 442nd
The Golden Forest of
Left-wing Utopia
healthcare and education for all
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom
World Benchmark

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Population2.793 billion


Currencybasic labor

The Golden Forest of Typica is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Eucleides with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.793 billion Typicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Typican economy, worth 445 trillion basic labors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,508 basic labors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime is totally unknown. Typica's national animal is the pterosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is transcendentalism.

Typica is ranked 2,534th in the world and 4th in Social Liberal Union for Highest Drug Use, scoring 116.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 293rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 417thNicest Citizens: 442ndBest Weather: 537thMost Beautiful Environments: 775thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 837thMost Cheerful Citizens: 842ndLongest Average Lifespans: 918thMost Inclusive: 938thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 981stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,159thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,674thSafest: 1,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,194thMost Cultured: 2,239thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,271stHighest Drug Use: 2,534thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,661stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,686thMost Developed: 3,154thHealthiest Citizens: 3,589thMost Influential: 3,596thLargest Governments: 3,747thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,462ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,707thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,113thSmartest Citizens: 5,557thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,818thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8,104thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 9,299thMost Efficient Economies: 9,840thHighest Average Incomes: 10,603rdMost Politically Free: 13,511thNudest: 14,691st
Highest Drug Use: 4th in the regionMost Extreme: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Typica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
  • : Following new legislation in Typica, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
  • : Following new legislation in Typica, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Typica, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Typica, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
  • : Following new legislation in Typica, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Typica, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Typica, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : Typica endorsed The Republic of Paoli.
  • : Following new legislation in Typica, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.


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