The United Burgers of Hesterveria is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Burger Burgington with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.042 billion Hesterverians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burgerville. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Hesterverian economy, worth 271 trillion Burgers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,134 Burgers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hesterverian military drills look more like joint-Starlight exercises than anything else, Hesterveria isn't what it used to be, Hesterveria's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hesterveria's national animal is the Hamburglar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Burgerism.

Hesterveria is ranked 29,326^th in the world and 90^th in Starlight for Highest Poor Incomes, with 76,126.9 Standard Monetary Units.