The Federal Republic of Rulsolia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Head Secretary Laura Rersenti with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.315 billion Rulsolians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulbona. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rulsolian economy, worth a remarkable 2,650 trillion Rulas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,187 Rulas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers sit around on their butts all day, black gold is looking more brown these days, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rulsolia's national animal is the Yellow-tailed Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunhaism.

Rulsolia is ranked 145,136^th in the world and 204^th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,168.72 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.