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Highest Drug Use: 512thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,154thRudest Citizens: 1,532nd
The Empire of
Anarchy
Roar
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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Junigo

Population732 million

CapitalCouthon

CurrencyTsiko
AnimalReconstrictor boa

The Empire of Junigo is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 732 million Junigoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Couthon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Junigoan economy, worth 95.1 trillion Tsikoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 129,878 Tsikoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 803,039 per year while the poor average 9,089, a ratio of 88.3 to 1.

Government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, most foreigners can't name the leader of Junigo, and the caged-bird trade is singing. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Junigo's national animal is the Reconstrictor boa, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Junigo is ranked 15,582nd in the world and 266th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 96 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 512thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,154thRudest Citizens: 1,532ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,789thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,176thFattest Citizens: 2,773rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,910thTop
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Most Avoided: 4,136thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,407thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,683rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,031stLargest Retail Industry: 6,335thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,107thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,715thMost Influential: 8,992ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,678thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,393rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,510thNudest: 12,694thMost Efficient Economies: 13,261stTop
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Most Cultured: 15,582ndMost Armed: 16,729thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18,056thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,143rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,542ndMost Extreme: 25,860thMost Politically Free: 26,209thMost Pro-Market: 28,384thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,483rd
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Highest Drug Use: 9th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 34th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 38th in the regionMost Politically Free: 39th in the regionFattest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 51st in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionMost Extreme: 56th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 72nd in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionNudest: 114th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 120th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 129th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 142nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 156th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 160th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 182nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 183rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 257th in the regionMost Cultured: 266th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 267th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Junigo, the caged-bird trade is singing.
  • : Following new legislation in Junigo, most foreigners can't name the leader of Junigo.
  • : Following new legislation in Junigo, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Junigo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Junigo lost the endorsement of The Zombie of Owions Empire.
  • : Junigo endorsed The Federation of Joseph Peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Junigo, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
  • : Following new legislation in Junigo, Leader has killer fashion sense.
  • : Following new legislation in Junigo, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : Following new legislation in Junigo, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Junigoan mussels the biggest in the West Pacific.

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