The Kingdom of Kellros is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jacintus kell with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.183 billion Kellerosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosdmen City. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kellerosian economy, worth 601 trillion Rosds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,955 Rosds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kellerosian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kellros's national animal is the Kellani Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kellros is ranked 161,985^th in the world and 319^th in Starlight for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 627.42 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.