The Kingdom of Kellros is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jacintus kell with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.315 billion Kellerosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosdmen City. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kellerosian economy, worth 640 trillion Rosds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,968 Rosds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jacintus kell is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, there's a politician called Male Infant Huffington, and elections demand a proportionate response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kellros's national animal is the Kellani Panther, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kellros is ranked 5,376^th in the world and 33^rd in Starlight for Nicest Citizens, with 44.74 average smiles per day.