The Republic of Lanalai is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Antonidas with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.964 billion Lanalaians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laia. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lanalaian economy, worth 121 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,912 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, and a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lanalai's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lanalai is ranked 21,152^nd in the world and 266^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,234.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.