The Mighty Community of Ronaldan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Ronald Jane with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.839 billion Ronaldanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janesborough. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ronaldanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,747 trillion dollaridoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 136,087 dollaridoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Ronaldanian language, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ronaldan's national animal is the Tater Tarantula, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ronaldan is ranked 308,360^th in the world and 694^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.