The Dominion of Prosson is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory vegetarianism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 1.274 billion Prossonians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Prossonian economy, worth 52.5 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,233 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anyone criticizing an executive's haircut online runs the risk of being doxxed by omniscient troll m1n3l0v3r9001, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', the Federal Council of Prosson has been announced as the new Head of State, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Prosson's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Prosson is ranked 244,159^th in the world and 438^th in Starlight for Highest Average Incomes, with 41,233.61 Standard Monetary Units.