The United Socialist States of Samanaa is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Comandant Amanda Corrigo with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.845 billion Samanaans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Partytown 5000. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Samanaan economy, worth a remarkable 1,534 trillion SamSams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,494 SamSams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samanaa's national animal is the Red Fire Octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Science And Logic.

Samanaa is ranked 320,901^st in the world and 744^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.