
| Population | 1.595 billion |
| Capital | Patria City |
| Leader | Davedroid |
| Faith | Davedroidion |
| Currency | guilden |
| Animal | Patean four toed sloth |
The Unified States of Patea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Davedroid with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.595 billion Pateans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patria City. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.
The strong Patean economy, worth 145 trillion guildens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,169 guildens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
You can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and the children of Patea are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown. Patea's national animal is the Patean four toed sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Davedroidion.
Patea is ranked 15,272nd in the world and 47th in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,160.99 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
Endorsements Received: 80 » Vintrel,
Zeu,
Ellix,
Misandristan,
Foixla,
Octopodus,
Helena Post Apotheosis Global Order,
Wosafa Cluster,
Unitican Earthy, Kaidan,
Your Mom is Mine,
Syaftyn,
Crozland,
Brithanainai,
Cyberia Prime,
Ikkerus,
Wilkenthral,
Technorchania,
Starlit Alternia,
Juli,
Federal Northwind,
Spacedevo,
Zepolmar,
Metsan-o,
New England Republic,
Mashabia, Silvanesti,
Thereentanianstan,
Sriegitersorcalomeng,
Evylionian,
Natopid,
Violettopia,
Elar Deen,
New Transeurasia,
Valoryx,
Hesterveria,
Nautilas,
The Orwell Society,
Yven,
Shibalba,
Midertuck Kingdom,
Silverbend,
Listavia,
Jandbia,
Directorate of Timoniana,
Yuejin,
Sirius 2B,
Revolutionary Eusan Nation,
The United Terran Empire,
Drainer Island, and 30 others.
Amythist,
Gay Miku,
Saorysa,
Harije,
Encelna,
Communist-Denmark,
Velltonania,
Romicam,
Zane Farbe Eslanudial,
Novaya Zemlya Archipelago,
Haleya,
Zerph,
The Aquila Collective,
Skairus,
Westhar,
Equaldia,
Balush,
Mandasur,
Maerkyja,
Mweruland,
Impla Islands,
Arcenel,
Cantarose,
Aav,
Rojamonton,
The Mera Pens,
Arlizplot,
Caluriva,
Kozmopolis, and
Greatest Cheese Empire.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Patea was endorsed by
The GCE Holey Conqueror of Greatest Cheese Empire.
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Patea was endorsed by
The Commonwealth of Kozmopolis.
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Patea was endorsed by
The Dictatorship of Koiopolis.
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Patea was endorsed by
The Republic of Caluriva.
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Patea was endorsed by The Nekanan Kingdom of Missouria.
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Patea was endorsed by
The Realm Past the Horizon of Merethin.
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Patea was endorsed by
The Shattered Consciousness of RKD.
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Patea was endorsed by
The Shattered Consciousness of RKD.
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Patea was endorsed by
The Realm Past the Horizon of Merethin.
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Patea was endorsed by
The Windswept Dreams of Arlizplot.



















