The Syndicate of Valoryx is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Johntavionquavious D Williams V with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.41 billion Valoryxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solis. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Valoryxian economy, worth 172 trillion Aurelions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,694 Aurelions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, the Valoryxian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valoryx's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Valoryx is ranked 8,960^th in the world and 54^th in Starlight for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 66.97 on the Kitten Softness Rating.