The Federal Republic of Allied States of Osea is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Vincent Harling with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, soft-spoken computers, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 6.202 billion Oseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oured. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Osean economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion Osean Zollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 215,284 Osean Zollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mosh pits are a common phenomenon in Vincent Harling's political rallies, scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs, travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, and the military's newest anti-tank strategy is throwing a landmine like a frisbee. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied States of Osea's national animal is the Northern Timberwolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Allied States of Osea is ranked 3,698^th in the world and 60^th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 180,653.51 Standard Monetary Units.