The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Biggus Philus with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.416 billion Philvillians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philville City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Philville2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,468 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 198,032 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, and employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philville2's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Philville2 is ranked 305,828^th in the world and 4,072^nd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.48 Obesity Rate.