The United Coalition of Oheia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hyusienyang and Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.546 billion Patritsiyans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odeyedinenny Kvartal. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Patritsiyan economy, worth 484 trillion Patritsiyan Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 106,595 Patritsiyan Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and Hyusienyang and Federal Council's preferred candidate has lost second place by three votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oheia's national animal is the Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is NA.

Oheia is ranked 122,900^th in the world and 1,779^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,423.78 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.