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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 162ndMost Influential: 294thLargest Black Market: 647th
The Vizier of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population9.599 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.599 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,694 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,655 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 31,453rd in the world and 1,040th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,193.74 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 162ndMost Influential: 294thLargest Black Market: 647thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 659thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,038thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,525thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,157thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,443rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,491stMost Devout: 2,500thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,444thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,870thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,151stLargest Governments: 4,319thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,337thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,724thHighest Economic Output: 5,374thMost Efficient Economies: 6,225thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,639thLowest Crime Rates: 6,984thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,287thRudest Citizens: 7,378thLargest Mining Sector: 7,582ndMost Developed: 7,827thHealthiest Citizens: 10,541stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,270thSmartest Citizens: 14,349thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,020thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,332ndMost Stationary: 19,241st
Most Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost Devout: 66th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 70th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 104th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 147th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 207th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 208th in the regionRudest Citizens: 225th in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 226th in the regionMost Developed: 233rd in the regionMost Stationary: 282nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 335th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 515th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 564th in the region

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