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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 153rdMost Influential: 303rdLargest Black Market: 635th
The Vizier of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population8.911 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.911 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,554 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,721 Jade Nudoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 6,790th in the world and 198th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 119,982.58 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 153rdMost Influential: 303rdLargest Black Market: 635thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,155thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,312thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,354thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,016thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,282ndMost Devout: 2,371stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,390thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,684thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,801stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,359thLargest Governments: 4,379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,598thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,162ndHighest Economic Output: 5,518thMost Efficient Economies: 5,861stLargest Mining Sector: 6,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,790thLowest Crime Rates: 7,091stRudest Citizens: 7,724thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,726thMost Developed: 7,869thHealthiest Citizens: 10,508thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,233rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,281stSmartest Citizens: 14,528thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,596thMost Stationary: 20,367th
Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 91st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 133rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 144th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 195th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 198th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 213th in the regionRudest Citizens: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 232nd in the regionMost Stationary: 317th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 322nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 365th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 374th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 554th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 883rd in the region

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