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Largest Black Market: 766th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 789th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,040th
The TEP Evolved Cartographer of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Asendavia

Population5.977 billion

CapitalStrömhärad
LeaderHjalmar XVIII
FaithAdemarism

CurrencyJade Nudo
AnimalGyoruna

The TEP Evolved Cartographer of Asendavia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.977 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,568 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 262,443 Jade Nudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 786,156 per year while the poor average 68,476, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, everybody's got wood thanks to Hjalmar XVIII, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, and there's sophisticated talk of revolution within the ever-expanding mining colonies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 168,109th in the world and 6,304th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 1.91 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Black Market: 766thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 789thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,040thMost Influential: 1,387thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,475thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,526thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,562ndTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,855thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,138thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,238thMost Devout: 2,241stHighest Average Incomes: 2,448thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,513thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,912thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,008thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,730thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,786thLargest Governments: 4,637thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,891stLargest Mining Sector: 6,155thMost Efficient Economies: 6,726thLowest Crime Rates: 7,821stHighest Economic Output: 8,098thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 10,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,227thRudest Citizens: 13,668thMost Developed: 13,918thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,761st
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Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 54th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 149th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 186th in the regionRudest Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 283rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 284th in the regionLargest Populations: 293rd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 408th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 467th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 558th in the regionMost Stationary: 585th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 621st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 152 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Todd McCloud, Aelitia, The Romanum Legio, Servants of Gizmo, The Empire of Rijelv, Unger under over, Furnifold, Axdel, Davinhia, Blazing Samaritan, Urimel, Kucia, Ridann, Freedom Fascists, New Leganes, Bai Lung, Dremaur, Kangarawa, Arkantis, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, Brotherland, Galve, Lanagon, Survivoristan, Wanabe, Propwash, Goodnamesarerare, Joundia, Euricanis, Trimmania, Wizardonia, Elkenian, Roliganistan, Kaigi, Kyrloth, Republic of Monarchists, Lyontisia, Mundiferrum, Norport, Adolanta, Talitoa, Ribanzi, Danesopia, Ciggie Smallistan, H-Zhena, Bachtendekuppen, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Federated States of Zootron, and 102 others.Am Echad, Xhaco, AngusEssa, Amjedia, Artimisiare, Aristortia, Biggstonia, Airrajul, Roissyland, Broengtopia, Bullpups, Chile-Paraguay, Headpat Central, Wiranath, Fraxhemark, New Birblands, Tshana, Republika ng Pilipinas, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Mirasiro, Socialist Holy American Empire, Kampf Empire, Fedele, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, Someseni, Wendelandia, Peatiktist, United Edwards, Ravendi, Verketa, Dark Edgyness, Danelaw Scandinavia, Ruso-Germania, Hizuru, Grand Rheinland, Izonno, Impits Menouss, Marrico, United China Nation, The Happian Union, Republic of Berzerkistan, Cantonese Union, Tim Stark, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Thyaclinia, Shavara, Merlovich, Pulmonaria, Davelands, Nazagully, Gemookul, Eagas, The Anarchy Republic of Slaanesh, Yumaka, The Sacred Whale, Neruch, Shantan, Gorbastan, Yutogolan, Solarfall, Norgsveldet, Tuvaltastan, Slui, Squid Ruinosa, Gluponija, The Angel of Charity, Osterreich und Ungarn, Tigerion, Janoobi Jazair, Taya Dust, Just Vale 2, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, Stellar Colonies, The Buckeye States, VW53Aland, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Sadinata, TheRuthenians, BearStackof2015, Astroa, Justice-Becoming, Poiston, VoyKovie, Kilkire, Black Elephants, Kralovstvi Slunce, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, ArenaC, Funkadelia, Greater Felter, The New Wisconsin Empire, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Sreneck, and Rhealaliit.

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