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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 187thMost Influential: 341stLargest Black Market: 630th
The Vizier of
Father Knows Best State
Country, Army, Family
Hjalmar XVIII
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.112 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.112 billion Asendavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,802 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,111 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 65,940th in the world and 2,075th in The East Pacific for Best Weather, with 109 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 187thMost Influential: 341stLargest Black Market: 630thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 658thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,008thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,075thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,328thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,675thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,321stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,506thMost Devout: 2,578thHighest Average Incomes: 2,631stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,853rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,955thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,203rdLargest Governments: 4,458thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,707thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,861stHighest Economic Output: 5,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,474thRudest Citizens: 6,564thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,907thLowest Crime Rates: 7,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,376thMost Developed: 8,005thLargest Mining Sector: 8,120thHealthiest Citizens: 10,908thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,658thSmartest Citizens: 14,477thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,843rdMost Stationary: 18,601st
Most Influential: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 47th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 79th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 106th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 136th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 157th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 176th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 194th in the regionRudest Citizens: 196th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 212th in the regionLargest Populations: 224th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 237th in the regionMost Developed: 241st in the regionMost Stationary: 267th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 329th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 393rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 404th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 468th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 790th in the region

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