The Democratic Republic of Troc is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Viljami Laaksonen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.702 billion Trocs hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keskusdemokraatit. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Trocian economy, worth a remarkable 3,881 trillion Troccoins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 503,940 Troccoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Bedknobs and broomsticks are often seen flying through the air, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, dessert dishes make up the Trocian breakfast menu, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Troc's national animal is the Reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Troc is ranked 433^rd in the world and 11^th in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 12,532.7 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.