The Chronic Hatewatcher of BearStackof2015 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.049 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,097 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 255,300 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of BearStackian cathedrals, there's nothing more BearStackian than revanchism, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, and atheism is seen as a prerequisite for political power. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura Farming.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 31,905^th in the world and 164^th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 37.06 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.