The Chronic Hatewatcher of BearStackof2015 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.426 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,232 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 257,660 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, birth rates have hit an all-time low, saying "don't do anything that Panda wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and vanity is the constant enemy of dignity. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura Farming.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 305,775^th in the world and 4,074^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.66 Obesity Rate.