by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 558thMost Influential: 925thMost Devout: 3,379th
The Holy Capitalist Haven of
Iron Fist Consumerists
G-ds people see, g-ds people come
The Best Person In The World
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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La xinga

Population2.581 billion

LeaderThe Best Person In The World
FaithAbrahamic religions


The Holy Capitalist Haven of La xinga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 2.581 billion La xingans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La xingan economy, worth 265 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,034 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

La xinga is ranked 216,988th in the world and 8,776th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -13.75 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 558thMost Influential: 925thTop
Most Devout: 3,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,890thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,079thLowest Crime Rates: 8,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,803rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,158thMost Authoritarian: 11,212thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,343rdMost Conservative: 12,948thBest Weather: 13,811thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,879thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,756thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,594thMost Cultured: 16,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,066thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,157thMost Developed: 16,702ndLargest Governments: 17,892ndMost Corrupt Governments: 18,663rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,837thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,873rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,451stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,898th
Most Influential: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 87th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 211th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 252nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 270th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 322nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 336th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 407th in the regionMost Cultured: 425th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 426th in the regionBest Weather: 450th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 471st in the regionLargest Governments: 493rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 495th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 498th in the regionMost Developed: 507th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 560th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 574th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 614th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 633rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 659th in the regionMost Stationary: 685th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 707th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 719th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 734th in the regionMost Conservative: 760th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 780th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 793rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 895th in the region

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