The Holy Capitalist Haven of La xinga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 2.581 billion La xingans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La xingan economy, worth 265 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,034 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bleach is the nation's most common pesticide, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

La xinga is ranked 216,988^th in the world and 8,776^th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -13.75 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.