The Severe Lack of La Xinga is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by girl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.725 billion me are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hell. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient we economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion you a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 124,055 you, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the me, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is smile.

La Xinga is ranked 258,841^st in the world and 3,583^rd in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.08 Obesity Rate.