The Holy Capitalist Haven of La xinga is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.284 billion La xingans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La xingan economy, worth 335 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,234 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mathematicians are hated by children across the country, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes, and the only violent vigilantes are the ones in police uniforms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

La xinga is ranked 3,297^th in the world and 91^st in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 4,734.09 Prayers Per Hour.