The Holy Capitalist Haven of La xinga is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.765 billion La xingans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 83.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La xingan economy, worth 374 trillion Pongs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,383 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, The Best Person In The World is called 'Patches' at international summits, and the endangered saltwater humpback Osprey is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

La xinga is ranked 17,408^th in the world and 511^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,165.93 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.