The Severe Lack of La Xinga is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by girl with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.865 billion me are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hell. The average income tax rate is 85.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient we economy, worth a remarkable 1,492 trillion you a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 125,827 you, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The road to salvation runs ramrod straight, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the me, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is smile.

La Xinga is ranked 291,473^rd in the world and 3,325^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,993.32 Standard Monetary Units.