The Republic of Cyreen is a small, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 45 million Cyreenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 37.4%.

The sizeable but inefficient Cyreenian economy, worth 2.03 trillion Lemoncoppers a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,146 Lemoncoppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, the child of a rich parent flip-flops between decadence and poverty, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cyreen's national animal is the Icy Swordfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Cyreen is ranked 205,306^th in the world and 2,697^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 45,146.63 Standard Monetary Units.